University of Your Mom - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S " above "OAKLAND

" above "OAKLAND

Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side

holding an oversized hot dog and a beer mug in front of the White House with fireworks and red

Cursive white script reads "Rockbridge

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University of Your Mom - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S " above "OAKLANDFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by