Please.....Don't Ask Long Sleeve Tee Size:XL This long sleeve tee isn't

This long sleeve tee isn't just fabric

Make a tradition

and safe—you’re bringing a little edge to the evening

and mentally somewhere else entirely

• Apartments with exactly one fork and outstanding parking tickets

Please.....Don't Ask Long Sleeve Tee Size:XL This long sleeve tee isn'tA solid white long sleeve tee with a message that feels less like a fashion statement and more like a carefully issued public advisory. Printed across the chest in plain black lettering are the words: Please.. Dont Ask. Calm. Polite. Completely loaded with implied disaster. The long sleeves add just enough seriousness to make people think something genuinely happenedand whatever it was, youre clearly not ready to discuss it. Its the perfect