Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Women's T-Shirt Size:3XL Inspired by Poor Richard's Pub

Inspired by Poor Richard's Pub from The Office

Portland's Webfeet took the diamond in 1890

with a period punctuating the final word

its toothed mouth open near a small spice harvester

CALIF" above a decorative row of alternating orange and teal dots

Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Women's T-Shirt Size:3XL Inspired by Poor Richard's PubA founding philosophy so efficient it barely needed a Constitution. Attributed here to George Washington, 1776, which makes it historically accurate enough. The Details: A large red vintage engraving portrait of George Washington wearing a blue paisley bandana across his forehead anchors the design. Old English gothic blue script below reads "Stay Strapped Or Get Clapped" with red attribution "~George Washington, 1776" beneath. Two color red and blue