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Stars Explode So You Can Exist T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Because Nothing Says "You Matter" Like Matter From Exploded Stars) scientific sports fan maybe we should let theseFinally, a shirt that celebrates your cosmic origin story with all the subtlety of a supernova! This design reminds us that we're all just stellar debris having an existential crisis. Think of it as your "I survived countless stellar explosions and all I got was this consciousness" shirt. Quick Stats: Premium cotton (made from atoms that probably saw dinosaurs) Durable print (like the iron in your blood thanks, ancient stars!) Machine washable (unlike